It was Halloween. She had plans for me.
I watched, laughing, as the Mutt Dog was dressed up. He was pissed, and completely ashamed. She pulled the costume over his head, strapped the velcro, put up his cute furry tail and...What the Fuck!?! He was dressed as ME!
I swear, with Mother Nature as my witness, if I wasn't dead and stuffed I would so bring the worst case of rabies to these people. I hope you had a nice Halloween, because I sure as hell didn't.